DEFINATIONS: 10 Classic Definitions

1. Cigarette : A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end & a fool at the other.


2. Love affairs : Something like cricket where one-day internationals are more popular than a five day test.


3. Marriage : It’s an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master.


4. Divorce : Future tense of marriage.


5. Lecture : An art of transferring information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through “the minds of either”.


6. Conference : The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.


7. Compromise : The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.


8. Tears : The hydraulic force by which masculine will-power is defeated by feminine water-power.


9. Dictionary : A place where divorce comes before marriage.


10. Conference Room : A place where everybody talks, nobody listens & everybody disagrees later on.