Funny - Heights

Heights

1. What is height of Fashion?
   Dhoti with a zip.
2. What is height of Secrecy?
   Offering blank visiting cards.
3. What is height of Activelaziness?
   Asking for a lift to house while on a morning walk.
4. What is height of Laziness?
   Adopting a child.
5. What is height of Craziness?
   Getting a blank paper Xeroxed.
6. What is height of Forgetfulness?
   Seeing the mirror and trying to recollect when you saw him / her last.
7. What is height of Stupidity?
   A man looking through a keyhole of a glass door.
8. What is height of Honesty?
   A pregnant woman taking one and a half ticket.
9. What is height of Suicide?
   A dwarf jumping from the footpath on the road.
10. What is height of De-hydration?
    A cow giving milk powder.